For some questions, there is only one answer….

1.  What size coffee would you like?

Huge/large/do you have a vat?/does it come in IV form?

2.  Do you want me to give you a newer, bigger monitor for your computer?

Yes, please!

3.  Would you like surgery?

NO!!  I’m currently trying to avoid surgery, thank you.  I hope the pain does not get worse.