While I sometimes use urbandictionary.com to try and translate Jennspeak for my doctors, I must recognise that much of the vocabulary and related examples are extremely morally objectionable.

So, as a warning, you probably don’t want to look up “catholic” or any of the related entries, as most of them are simply awful, and completely based on negative popular opinion instead of anything based in truth (as one would expect from this type of site, defining all the slang).

That being the case, you know how easily I am amused, so I came across this one, and thought that I’d share:

Catholisthenics:  The physical regime involved in attending catholic services.

That, by the way, is the least offensive thing on there relating to the Catholic church.  Everything else is repugnant.  And this, while seemingly benign, actually is very flip about the meaning behind the different postures during the liturgy.