So out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to the man to see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name.  The man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for the man there was not found a helper fit for him.

From Toledo Zoo June 2010

You have to wonder if at this one, Adam said to the Lord, “You must be joking.”

What name would you give it?