You’re St. Justin Martyr!
You have a positive and hopeful attitude toward the world. You think that nature, history, and even the pagan philosophers were often guided by God in preparation for the Advent of the Christ. You find “seeds of the Word” in unexpected places. You’re patient and willing to explain the faith to unbelievers.
Okay, okay, this quiz has some REALLY funny answers:
When you hear the co-worker in the next cubicle utter heresy, you instinctively…
b. hit him with a mallet and then question his masculinity.
d. suggest that the current troubles in the Holy Land are his fault.
You think marriage…
a. is useful for the propagation of future celibates.
“Hit him with a mallet and then question his masculinity.” — What? Are you implying that this is MY answer? (Please ignore my 9-iron policy and The Manhood Test. Oh, and that little hammer-thing over there? It’s nothing. Don’t worry over it.)